Who is… Who is the Pick of the Week for March 26th, born in H-town (aka Houston, Texas), no not Mike Jones (Who then?), the man they call William Lehner. He truly is one of a kind. Always seen with a beard, the habitual scruff covering his face hides his pale skin, which Lehner neglected to tan during his recent “adventure” (possibly more fittingly referred to as a boozathon) to Cabo Wabo, Mexico. Academically, he excels in Wharton as a Finance and Accounting concentration. His mental capacity extends beyond the classroom, however as he can beat solitaire in a record time of 31 seconds. He's also a whiz at Jeopardy, knowing odd facts such as the probability of him being with another girl as hot his current girlfriend. However, despite his innate intelligence, great personality and charming good looks, his friends often mention that William’s humble attitude is his greatest attribute. He doesn’t let anything get to his head. Whatever is said about him, Will Lehner is an inspiration to all, and a great representative of Penn's class of '09. In the words of the the great Mike Jones, “Back then they didn’t want him, now he’s hot they all on him!”
The class board would also like to commend you for representing Penn 09 abroad with such awesome sunglasses.
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